30fps flipbook animation
A really cool cartoon animation made from a flipbook. It's played at high speed, but you can also see the talent of the animator. Enjoy!
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People Laughs Label:
jokes
You've been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.
When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.
When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
Dad Scares His Little Kid
This kid has quite a funny reaction. Just another example of a father scarring his son for life.
Mask In Cabinet Terrifies Girl
A mask hidden in a cabinet scares the living crap of a girl on the phone who does not see it coming at all.
Confusing English
Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??
well, get back to WORK now!!
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??
well, get back to WORK now!!
Dealing with criminals
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.
"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."
"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"
"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."
"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"
"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."
"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."
"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"
"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."
"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"
"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."
Little Girl vs Soccer Ball
Little girl gets completely owned by a soccer ball kicked by her dad. Check out how much air she gets!
Stupid Brain Tricks
I heard of a couple of these before and seen an image or two but together they make a quick and interesting clip on tricks for the brain.
Robot Chicken: He-Man
A hilarious spoof done yet again by the Robot Chicken show, this time mocking the animated series "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe". Very funny! Enjoy!
Robot Chicken: Sonic parody
A very funny video from Robot Chicken, parodying the popular console and PC game Sonic. Now the ending is very unexpected! Enjoy!
Funniest Superhero Ever - Ted Dinero
Check out the funniest superhero ever - Ted Dinero. Guy runs around the city in green spandex - must see! :)
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People Laughs Label:
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Why you shouldn't throw paper clips at your coworkers
The guy definitely had enough of those pesky paper clips being thrown at him, so he decided to take measures. Great keyboard action, too!!
2 hilarious Robot Chicken skits: Frogger and Halo vs. Mario
I just bumped into these 2 hilarious videos on Youtube, and I thought you would appreciate them, especially if you've missed them on "Robot Chicken". God, they are funny! Enjoy!
Benny Hill - Joggers
Here's a six minute video scene from the classic comedian Benny Hill. The scene is called "Joggers" and is what you need to get rid of that daily stress. It definitely cheered me up.Good humor never dies! Enjoy!
Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''
Funny Riddles
Funny riddles are jokes really, but they still give you a chance to exercise your brain. A riddle after all, is just a form of lateral thinking puzzle. It leads you in one direction, but requires that you think in another to figure it out. Laughter, too, is good for the brain. Okay, I am waiting for the research on that, but it will be proven someday.
Oh, and no political jokes on this page. By the way, do you know what's wrong with political jokes? They get elected! Okay, maybe just that one. Here are a few more funny riddles:
1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
# Watch this closely. I'm only going to do this once.
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
# Probably not, since he's dead.
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
# Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
# Lunch and Dinner
5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
# "Damn."
6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
# Just quit imagining!
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
# Mount Everest, of course.
8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
# A coffin
9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
# Every month has 28 days.
10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
# Just one, me (I saw a man...).
11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
# The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
# White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.
13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
#Your mind.
Oh, and no political jokes on this page. By the way, do you know what's wrong with political jokes? They get elected! Okay, maybe just that one. Here are a few more funny riddles:
1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
# Watch this closely. I'm only going to do this once.
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
# Probably not, since he's dead.
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
# Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
# Lunch and Dinner
5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
# "Damn."
6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
# Just quit imagining!
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
# Mount Everest, of course.
8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
# A coffin
9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
# Every month has 28 days.
10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
# Just one, me (I saw a man...).
11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
# The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
# White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.
13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
#Your mind.
How the human body really works
This is probably how your body works, and what you've been told in school is just a bunch of lies (including how sex works). Have a look, and tell me if this doesn't make more sense to you :) Enjoy this simply hilarious video!
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People Laughs Label:
cool stuff
Homemade water slide
His parents were out of time for 10 days. He spent 7 of them building it! What is it? A homemade water slide, which starts on top of the roof, and ends into a small water pool. Now this is fun!
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Funny Commercials
People Laughs Label:
Funny Commercials
McDonalds Hires Britney Spears
Now, even McDonalds is getting in on the “bald is beautiful” trend:
Thank goodness they aren’t giving out a McFlurry or Shamrock Shakes … I would have seriously considered their offer!
Thank goodness they aren’t giving out a McFlurry or Shamrock Shakes … I would have seriously considered their offer!
Quick! Someone Call The Police
hahahaha...oh no,it's a skeleton,it's a girl,no it's skeleton man..quite sexy ha....lalalallala
Nasty Ankle Break
I dont think you can consider yourself a true skater till your ankle snaps in half. I think this guy took it pretty well though besides of course the screaming like a little girl part.
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Funny picture
People Laughs Label:
Funny picture
sEE this....
having real boobs is certainly an advantage to a women....hehehehe...real boobs rocks...
Most Inappropriate Commercial Ever
You have to see this, its proof that other countries can get away with anything in regards to commercials.
Most Inappropriate Commercial Ever - Watch more free videos
Most Inappropriate Commercial Ever - Watch more free videos
Aids
A guy picked up a woman at a bar one night and took her home. On the way, she asked him if he had aids. He told her he didn't. At his house she asked again if he had aids, and he assured her that he didn't. In bed, after they had begun to remove their clothes, she stopped and turned to him.
"You're sure you don't have aids?" she asked.
"Yes, I'm sure," he told her, getting a bit annoyed. She finally stopped talking, and they had sex for hours, doing everything imaginable. Afterwards they were laying there in bed and she snuggled up to him.
"Look," she said, " It's too late now, so you might as well tell me if you have aids."
"I told you I don't have aids," he almost yelled.
"Oh, thank god," she sighed, "I wouldn't want to get that again."
"You're sure you don't have aids?" she asked.
"Yes, I'm sure," he told her, getting a bit annoyed. She finally stopped talking, and they had sex for hours, doing everything imaginable. Afterwards they were laying there in bed and she snuggled up to him.
"Look," she said, " It's too late now, so you might as well tell me if you have aids."
"I told you I don't have aids," he almost yelled.
"Oh, thank god," she sighed, "I wouldn't want to get that again."
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
Boat Slippery When Wet
Boat Slippery When Wet
If you saw a sign on your boat that said; Warning, roof is slippery when wet, do not attempt to run, jump over the railing and dive into the water and make a cool splash, you would think what a pointless sign, who in their right mind would need that warning? Meet this guy
Another hilarious 911 call
At the amount of prank calls this guys get, it's no wonder that they're popping on the net like mushrooms after rain. Here's a very funny call made by a four year old kid, asking the operator to help him with his math! Hilarious!
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funny video
Fat kid screaming for his mom
It's one of those once in a lifetime humiliating experiences that he'll be remembered of until he has his own kids. That will leave a psychological scar for sure!
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funny video
People Laughs Label:
funny video
Athlete hearing problems
By the look of the video it happened a long time ago, but it's still funny. It takes some hearing problems not to hear a gun shot. Look at his surprised face when he sees the other runners pass him by!
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funny video
People Laughs Label:
funny video
Funniest Laugh Ever
This old guy has the best laugh I've ever heard.
jokes for kids, jokes of the day,jokes and riddles,jokes about men,jokes for children,
jokes for kids, jokes of the day,jokes and riddles,jokes about men,jokes for children,
Japanese News Accident
On Japanese Fuji TV a girl volunteers to try out a new emergency building escape device which is supposed to slowly repel you down to safety. Unfortunately the demonstration does not go well, I dont think theyre gonna sell many of these.
Amazing performer..
such a amazing performer..his can fit his body into the tennis racket...i wonder,does he have a bone or not??...hehehhee
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funny video
People Laughs Label:
funny video
Baby Trying To Stay Awake
Watching this baby struggling to stay awake is pretty funny. You think hes gonna go down right away but he puts up a long fight.
A boy without email
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email. "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire....
have a great day!!!
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He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email. "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire....
have a great day!!!
Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!! chuck funny joke norris,gay joke,clean funny joke,woman joke,lawyer joke,funny hindi joke for sms,yo mamma joke,best joke,sexy joke,cartoon joke,stupid joke,the best yo momma,golf joke,white joke,retirement joke,picture joke,good joke,funny black
Just Do It!!!
Whats going around on your Tv serials, when they breakup and show you same kinda funny ads ?
LOL, some are really funny ads, commercials. I got many funny commercials pictures in my emails, and collected from nets also. will try to make a new one category for specially this one. Till then either you can act Just Do IT or maybe 2nd one option.
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Yahoo Chat Rooms
No wonders, if am telling you that i HATE yahoo chat rooms. First, all people surfing around there with fake names, oh well its doesn’t matter… even they looking for dates. bahh but when some automated girls asking… hey boy, want to watch me via webcam.. i am live at this link, click me.
haha, but once i saw thats funny pictures regarding yahoo chat rooms. i really feel laughed. But how many girls really know that those who are talking with.. is what his real one identity ? Are they look cute and sexy as what they described you?
haha, but once i saw thats funny pictures regarding yahoo chat rooms. i really feel laughed. But how many girls really know that those who are talking with.. is what his real one identity ? Are they look cute and sexy as what they described you?
Latest Car Security
hahahaha...this is another funny picture from gendit corp
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