On Japanese Fuji TV a girl volunteers to try out a new emergency building escape device which is supposed to slowly repel you down to safety. Unfortunately the demonstration does not go well, I dont think theyre gonna sell many of these.
Amazing performer..
Baby Trying To Stay Awake
Watching this baby struggling to stay awake is pretty funny. You think hes gonna go down right away but he puts up a long fight.
A boy without email
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed."
He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email. "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire....
have a great day!!!
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He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email. "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story:
M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire....
have a great day!!!
Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!!! chuck funny joke norris,gay joke,clean funny joke,woman joke,lawyer joke,funny hindi joke for sms,yo mamma joke,best joke,sexy joke,cartoon joke,stupid joke,the best yo momma,golf joke,white joke,retirement joke,picture joke,good joke,funny black
Just Do It!!!
Whats going around on your Tv serials, when they breakup and show you same kinda funny ads ?
LOL, some are really funny ads, commercials. I got many funny commercials pictures in my emails, and collected from nets also. will try to make a new one category for specially this one. Till then either you can act Just Do IT or maybe 2nd one option.
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Yahoo Chat Rooms
No wonders, if am telling you that i HATE yahoo chat rooms. First, all people surfing around there with fake names, oh well its doesn’t matter… even they looking for dates. bahh but when some automated girls asking… hey boy, want to watch me via webcam.. i am live at this link, click me.
haha, but once i saw thats funny pictures regarding yahoo chat rooms. i really feel laughed. But how many girls really know that those who are talking with.. is what his real one identity ? Are they look cute and sexy as what they described you?
haha, but once i saw thats funny pictures regarding yahoo chat rooms. i really feel laughed. But how many girls really know that those who are talking with.. is what his real one identity ? Are they look cute and sexy as what they described you?
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Anak durhaka @ BaD sOn...hehehe
because being bad son@bad boy@evil son...this person i transformed into wild dog....hehehe...kung kung..real story..watchout
really funny video of counter strike,you must see
a real funny video about the game counter-strike about a boy who can not realize the difference between the real and the game world.
Embarrassed Johnny
Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman,salesman... etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes ,if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screamin fag and take it up the ass."
The teacher ,obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him,"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he plays for the Boston Red Sox, but I was too embarassed to say".
All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman,salesman... etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes ,if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screamin fag and take it up the ass."
The teacher ,obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him,"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he plays for the Boston Red Sox, but I was too embarassed to say".
Powerthirst Sports Drink Spoof
I thought this was hilarious. Its a spoof on those commercials for all the energy drinks. Its so well done that for a minute I actually thought it could be real....hahaha..this is a must see video...huhahuha
Check out the whale !!!
Waving Biker Rear Ended Badly
This moron on a motorcycle stops in the middle of a race to wave to people in the stands and gets rear ended bad sending both drivers flying.
Tech support
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
Graffiti machine
A guy, with lots of spare time on his hands decided to make a graffiti machine. It's actually similar to a plotter printer. It can draw by a system of pulleys which coordonated by the computer make the graffiti machine draw each point of the original image on the wall. Nice.
Why you're not allowed to use your phone near gas stations
I've got to tell you, that I didn't believe in this myth. The energy from the mobile phone is so little that, you aren't able to get a spark. Things change if the energy is "stored" in the crumpled aluminum foil, and making lots of calls. The only realistic scenario I can come up with is that your car or some other piece of metal is already statically charged and your phone is the water drop that fills the glass. Anyway, it's very unlikely!
A Brawl In The Safari
This is definitely not our typical clip but I thought it was pretty cool. A small buffalo gets taken away by some lions. A group of crocodiles battle the lions for the buffalo. Then the buffalos parents come more
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Buttered Floor Prank
hahaha...this funny video sure gonna make you smile...=)...it does hurt when slamming to the door....ouch...that hurt men...hehehe...have a click have a smile...peace
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