Funny Riddles

Funny riddles are jokes really, but they still give you a chance to exercise your brain. A riddle after all, is just a form of lateral thinking puzzle. It leads you in one direction, but requires that you think in another to figure it out. Laughter, too, is good for the brain. Okay, I am waiting for the research on that, but it will be proven someday.

Oh, and no political jokes on this page. By the way, do you know what's wrong with political jokes? They get elected! Okay, maybe just that one. Here are a few more funny riddles:

1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
# Watch this closely. I'm only going to do this once.

2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
# Probably not, since he's dead.

3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
# Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore

4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
# Lunch and Dinner

5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
# "Damn."

6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
# Just quit imagining!

7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
# Mount Everest, of course.

8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
# A coffin

9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
# Every month has 28 days.

10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
# Just one, me (I saw a man...).

11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
# The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.

12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
# White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.

13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
#Your mind.

How the human body really works

This is probably how your body works, and what you've been told in school is just a bunch of lies (including how sex works). Have a look, and tell me if this doesn't make more sense to you :) Enjoy this simply hilarious video!

Homemade water slide

His parents were out of time for 10 days. He spent 7 of them building it! What is it? A homemade water slide, which starts on top of the roof, and ends into a small water pool. Now this is fun!

Bra mask!!!

McDonalds Hires Britney Spears

Now, even McDonalds is getting in on the “bald is beautiful” trend:

Thank goodness they aren’t giving out a McFlurry or Shamrock Shakes … I would have seriously considered their offer!

Quick! Someone Call The Police

hahahaha...oh no,it's a skeleton,it's a girl,no it's skeleton man..quite sexy ha....lalalallala

Nasty Ankle Break

I dont think you can consider yourself a true skater till your ankle snaps in half. I think this guy took it pretty well though besides of course the screaming like a little girl part.

sEE this....

having real boobs is certainly an advantage to a women....hehehehe...real boobs rocks...

Most Inappropriate Commercial Ever

You have to see this, its proof that other countries can get away with anything in regards to commercials.

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Aids

A guy picked up a woman at a bar one night and took her home. On the way, she asked him if he had aids. He told her he didn't. At his house she asked again if he had aids, and he assured her that he didn't. In bed, after they had begun to remove their clothes, she stopped and turned to him.

"You're sure you don't have aids?" she asked.

"Yes, I'm sure," he told her, getting a bit annoyed. She finally stopped talking, and they had sex for hours, doing everything imaginable. Afterwards they were laying there in bed and she snuggled up to him.

"Look," she said, " It's too late now, so you might as well tell me if you have aids."

"I told you I don't have aids," he almost yelled.

"Oh, thank god," she sighed, "I wouldn't want to get that again."

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Boat Slippery When Wet

Boat Slippery When Wet

If you saw a sign on your boat that said; Warning, roof is slippery when wet, do not attempt to run, jump over the railing and dive into the water and make a cool splash, you would think what a pointless sign, who in their right mind would need that warning? Meet this guy