Can you guess what happens when this drivers takes his hands of the wheel BEFORE crossing the finish line?
Crazy carrying skills
Who needs a whole team of people when you've got this guy? He's able to unload 22 bricks at one time, puttig them all on his head. Now that's simply crazy. I am astounded!
Mcdonalds and other fast food resturants funny pic’s!
some funny picture for those are big fan of MCD...yehaa
Mcdonals FUNNY pic’s:
This is a descraceful part of life this stuff is hurtful to your body but ends up being your breakfast,lunch,dinner etc. Very funny pic.
Mcdonals FUNNY pic’s:
This is a descraceful part of life this stuff is hurtful to your body but ends up being your breakfast,lunch,dinner etc. Very funny pic.
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haha...stupid goal keeper...=)
lalala...so funnyla..watch it yourself...lalalala...
A really good joke
This must really hurt. I bet he'll remember this one for a while. Poor guy. And his good friend is laughing as hard as he can while the camer is rolling. Damn! >.<
Bad pussy :)
While doing a Yoga lesson with her kitty, the teacher got a surprise. The bad little kitty scratches her, in the most inappropriate way
Unlucky copy machine
This unlucky copy machine got to see what nobody wants to see in this guy. Fortunately it fought back. The guy probably ended up with some glass where it hurts
Stupid kid - vending machine FAIL
Yeah, he deserved what he got. That vending machine really showed it to him
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Dream garage
Well...let's all shut up and drool at this Lamborghini dream garage
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Funny Essay
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.
Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.
Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes.
He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead
Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
Johann Bach wrote a great many musical ompositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine.
The invention of the steam-boat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits.
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species.
Madman Curie is covered the radio.
And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.
Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.
Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes.
He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead
Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
Johann Bach wrote a great many musical ompositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine.
The invention of the steam-boat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits.
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species.
Madman Curie is covered the radio.
And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.
Coconut breaking record FAIL
Yeah...It's sad and painfull when this happens, but the guy probably couldn't feel a thing anyway after the first hit. He just keeps hitting and missing. Too bad
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Funny Riddle..
Scroll down for answer..=)
1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
ANSWER
1. Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
2. Probably not, since he's dead.
3. Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
4. Lunch and Dinner.
5. "Damn."
6. Just quit imagining!
7. Mount Everest, of course.
8. A coffin.
9. Every month has 28 days.
10. Just one, me (I saw a man...).
11. The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
12. White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.
13. Your mind.
1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
ANSWER
1. Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
2. Probably not, since he's dead.
3. Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
4. Lunch and Dinner.
5. "Damn."
6. Just quit imagining!
7. Mount Everest, of course.
8. A coffin.
9. Every month has 28 days.
10. Just one, me (I saw a man...).
11. The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
12. White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.
13. Your mind.
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Tennis trick: ball in the pocket
Here's something that you don't see every dey on the tennis courts! A tennis player wants to stand out from the crowd, by pocketing a ball. Pretty cool!
Budak Sekolah...
PART I
Cikgu Nasyor sedang mengendali kelasnya dalam aktiviti sukan di padang sekolah. Seperti biasa, Cikgu Nasyor akan menyuruh murid²nya melakukan regangan otot. Tiba di satu bahagian, dimana murid² baring dan mengangkat kaki lalu menggerakkannya seperti sedang mengayuh basikal. Cikgu Nasyor asyik memerhati seorang muridnya yang pada mulanya menggerakkan kakinya tiba² memberhentikan kakinya. Lalu Cikgu Nasyor menyergah muridnya yang bernama Mat.
Cikgu Nasyor: "Woiiii Mat, apa sebab kau berhenti ni hah"
Mat : "Oh Cikgu Nasyor, basikal saya tengah turun bukit Cikgu, sebab tu saya berhenti.Takkan nak kayuh jugak."
PART II
Waktu sekolah telah tamat. Sebelum keluar kelas, Cikgu Nasyor telah bertanya kpd murid²nya.
Cikgu : Siapa nak masuk/pergi syurga?
Semua murid mengangkat tangan kecuali Mat lalu Cikgu Nasyor pun bertanya,
Cikgu : Mat, kenapa awak tak nak pergi/masuk syurga?
Mat : Mak saya kata lepas habis sekolah, terus balik rumah..jangan pergi mana-mana.
PART III
Cikgu Nasyor sedang mengajar Bahasa Melayu dalam kelas 1 Mawar...
Cikgu : Mat, boleh kamu buat ayat dengan menggunakan perkataan tepong?
Mat : Itu senang saja cikgu.. ayatnya ialah.... emak sedang membuat kek di dapur.
Cikgu : Mana tepungnya??
Man : Tepung kan ke dalam kek tu.... Cikgu nie tak sekolah ke hape??
PART V
Cikgu Nasyor : Joe, cuba terangkan apakah tugas akar pokok pisang?
Joe : Untuk mencari makanan, cikgu
Cikgu Nasyor : Bagus! Sekarang giliran Wati pulak. Apakah tugas batang pokok pisang?
Wati : Untuk membawa makanan yang dicari akarnya, cikgu.
Cikgu Nasyor : Bagus! Sekarang giliran Mat pula. Apakah tugas daun pisang?
Mat :untuk membungkus nasi lemak, cikgu...
Cikgu Nasyor : uii... lagi bagus... berdiri atas meja sampai habis kelas..
Cikgu Nasyor sedang mengendali kelasnya dalam aktiviti sukan di padang sekolah. Seperti biasa, Cikgu Nasyor akan menyuruh murid²nya melakukan regangan otot. Tiba di satu bahagian, dimana murid² baring dan mengangkat kaki lalu menggerakkannya seperti sedang mengayuh basikal. Cikgu Nasyor asyik memerhati seorang muridnya yang pada mulanya menggerakkan kakinya tiba² memberhentikan kakinya. Lalu Cikgu Nasyor menyergah muridnya yang bernama Mat.
Cikgu Nasyor: "Woiiii Mat, apa sebab kau berhenti ni hah"
Mat : "Oh Cikgu Nasyor, basikal saya tengah turun bukit Cikgu, sebab tu saya berhenti.Takkan nak kayuh jugak."
PART II
Waktu sekolah telah tamat. Sebelum keluar kelas, Cikgu Nasyor telah bertanya kpd murid²nya.
Cikgu : Siapa nak masuk/pergi syurga?
Semua murid mengangkat tangan kecuali Mat lalu Cikgu Nasyor pun bertanya,
Cikgu : Mat, kenapa awak tak nak pergi/masuk syurga?
Mat : Mak saya kata lepas habis sekolah, terus balik rumah..jangan pergi mana-mana.
PART III
Cikgu Nasyor sedang mengajar Bahasa Melayu dalam kelas 1 Mawar...
Cikgu : Mat, boleh kamu buat ayat dengan menggunakan perkataan tepong?
Mat : Itu senang saja cikgu.. ayatnya ialah.... emak sedang membuat kek di dapur.
Cikgu : Mana tepungnya??
Man : Tepung kan ke dalam kek tu.... Cikgu nie tak sekolah ke hape??
PART V
Cikgu Nasyor : Joe, cuba terangkan apakah tugas akar pokok pisang?
Joe : Untuk mencari makanan, cikgu
Cikgu Nasyor : Bagus! Sekarang giliran Wati pulak. Apakah tugas batang pokok pisang?
Wati : Untuk membawa makanan yang dicari akarnya, cikgu.
Cikgu Nasyor : Bagus! Sekarang giliran Mat pula. Apakah tugas daun pisang?
Mat :untuk membungkus nasi lemak, cikgu...
Cikgu Nasyor : uii... lagi bagus... berdiri atas meja sampai habis kelas..
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World Most Unstable Tower!!
This is one that are in italy...
That are in Malaysia..=)
and Some said in Indonesia...hihihi
That are in Malaysia..=)
and Some said in Indonesia...hihihi
Hilarious commercial for PlayStation games
Lol. This old commercial really cracked me up. Those Japanese really know how to get your attention! Bitchin!
1 Big Mac = 1 Bite
Ah...what would the world be without this homemade record? Probably just a better place.
Grocery shopping at its best
Actually this video is a commercial, but it still is cool. The pizza boomerang makes it all worth while! Enjoy!
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Mascot bloopers
Here are some crazy mascots getting pwned in front of a live audience and on national TV. Could it get any better than this? I think not! Enjoy!
Can we have A chair?
A wrestler wants to finish of his opponent with a chair....so he asks for one from the audience. He gets more than he can chew on...Hilarious! Enjoy!
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Chinese next SUPERMAN!!oPSSSS...
He can carry a little boy with his two hands...
He has a muscle more than anyone has imagine....
He is SUPERbigEATER...hehehehe
He has a muscle more than anyone has imagine....
He is SUPERbigEATER...hehehehe
Crazy massage chair
A crazy and funny show, that comes (where else?) from Japan. It features their view on a massage chair for the real men :D! Enjoy!
Ah Hua Interview
Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!".
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Hua. So he told Ah Hua,"If you could form a sentence using the words that I give u, then maybe I will give u a chance! The words are."
Ah Hua thought for a while and said,"I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong numberlah.....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah."
The manager fainted....
When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!".
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Hua. So he told Ah Hua,"If you could form a sentence using the words that I give u, then maybe I will give u a chance! The words are
Ah Hua thought for a while and said,"I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong numberlah.....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah."
The manager fainted....
Super Saver
There is no need to pay your electricity,water and house bill...just for road tax and fuel...there were mobile too....COOL...
Hands are not only for writing...
This is such amazing things that we can do with our hand...such highly creativity...urm i wish i can eat those hand...hehehehe...=)
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