I don't understand why, seeing someone get hurt in all kinds of stupid ways, has such a primordial laughter effect on us. But, laughing at other people's mistakes seems to make us feel better about ourselves
Really, really, annoying alarm clock
Quick...Grab the shotgun..and shoot the f#$% out of this stupid annoying alarm clock. Damn...WTF? I'd like to have one of these for every day of the week. So when I wake up, I can smash it to pieces, and feel good all day long, for doing something good for humanity! Obviously, it's Japanasese :|
Urban football in Paris
I'm pretty sure you've seen the urban football tricks videos circulating around the Internet. Well...this one is kind of a spoof. This guy plays football in the unlikely places. The ending is hilarious! Enjoy!
Food fight
Not what you'd expect. It's a kind of history of warfare, told through different kinds of food. Really cool, but all this fighting made me hungry!
Tattoos can be funny...when they're not yours!
Would you like to live with this tattoo your whole life?
Pool pee prank
This is amongst the worst pranks I've seen (for the guy getting punked). Pretend-to-be blind guy urinates in the swimming pool.
Funny riddle
Funny riddles are jokes really, but they still give you a chance to exercise your brain. A riddle after all, is just a form of lateral thinking puzzle. It leads you in one direction, but requires that you think in another to figure it out. Laughter, too, is good for the brain. Okay, I am waiting for the research on that, but it will be proven someday.
Oh, and no political jokes on this page. By the way, do you know what's wrong with political jokes? They get elected! Okay, maybe just that one. Here are a few more funny riddles (scroll down for the answers):
1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
Answers to the Funny Riddles
1. Watch this closely. I'm only going to do this once.
2. Probably not, since he's dead.
3. Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
4. Lunch and Dinner.
5. "Damn."
6. Just quit imagining!
7. Mount Everest, of course.
8. A coffin.
9. Every month has 28 days.
10. Just one, me (I saw a man...).
11. The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
12. White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.
13. Your mind.
Oh, and no political jokes on this page. By the way, do you know what's wrong with political jokes? They get elected! Okay, maybe just that one. Here are a few more funny riddles (scroll down for the answers):
1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?
6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?
7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
8.The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?
9. While some months have just 30 days, others have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
10. On my way to St. Ives I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
11. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
12. There is a house with all 4 sides facing south. If a bear walks past the house, what color would it be?
13. It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
Answers to the Funny Riddles
1. Watch this closely. I'm only going to do this once.
2. Probably not, since he's dead.
3. Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
4. Lunch and Dinner.
5. "Damn."
6. Just quit imagining!
7. Mount Everest, of course.
8. A coffin.
9. Every month has 28 days.
10. Just one, me (I saw a man...).
11. The egg, since Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
12. White. A house with all side facing south would have to be on the North Pole, where there might be polar bears, but no others.
13. Your mind.
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