Funny jokes-Pencil

Rob as well as Bill both went to work for a lumber mill. They both worked on a rope saw. One day while operative as well as articulate to Bill, Rob focussed too tighten to saw as well as a blade sliced one of his ears off. Bill rught away picked up a sliced ear with goal of being helpful to Rob.

He said: Rob, dont panic. See we have your ear here. It might be possible for a alloy to sew it back.

Rob: You fool, thats not mine. My ear had a pencil at the back of it.