Lawyer jokes-Orange

The highbrow of a stipulate law category asked one of his better students, "If we were to give someone an orange, how would we go about it?"

The tyro replied, "Here's an orange."

The highbrow was outraged. "No! No! Think similar to a lawyer!"

The tyro then replied, "Okay. I'd discuss it him `I hereby give as well as communicate to we all as well as singular, my estate as well as interests, rights, claim, title, claim as well as advantages of as well as in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, as well as seeds, as well as all rights as well as advantages with full energy to bite, cut, freeze as well as differently eat, a same, or give a same divided with as well as without a pulp, juice, peel as well as seeds, anything herein prior to or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to a contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"