Really funny jokes-Breaking into a bank

Two thieves break into a bank in a center of a night as well as open a safe. There is only a little yogurt, though no money. They taste a yogurt. It's tainted.
The men open a next safe.
There is a little yogurt too, it tastes most better though again - no money.
The thieves take on another safe. And there's yogurt again.

"John, because don't you go outside as well as look if it is in truth a bank!" says one to a other, as well as sits down to eat a yogurt that tastes unequivocally uninformed as well as nutritious this time.

A integrate of minutes late there comes John. "It is definitely a bank!"
"What just did a pointer say?"
"The Sperm Bank of Ohio!"

Good jokes-Twice a week

Question. How does the woman know the man is cheating upon her?

Answer. He starts bathing twice the week.

Really funny jokes-Mr. Jay Leno of the Tonight Show

When Mr. Leno of a Tonight Show went J-walking and asked pedestrians a little scholarship questions, he detected a little extraordinary new facts about a universe:

Jay Leno: "Why does dew crop up on plants in a morning when a Sun comes up?"
A waitress: "Is it since a Sun makes them perspire?"

Jay Leno: "Why does a Moon circuit a Earth?"
An auto mechanic: "To get to a other side?"

Jay Leno: What are magnets?"
A taxi driver: "Are they a things crawling over a week-old dead cat?"

Jay Leno: Which is more useful, a Sun or a Moon?"
A thirteen-year old: [Pause] "I consider it's a Moon since a moon shines during night when we want a light, whereas a Sun shines during a day when we do not need it."

Insurance jokes-Highly honored

You ought to feel highly honored," pronounced a office worker to a life insurance agent, "so distant currently I have had my secretary turn away 7 insurance agents."

"Yes, I know," replied a agent, "I'm a single of them."