Hilarious jokes-Top 25 Alabama Country Songs of all time

The Top twenty-five Alabama Country Songs of All Time.....

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
23. How Can we Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
22. we Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
21. we Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run, So We're Even
20. we Keep Forgettin' we Forgot About You
19. we Liked You Better Before we Knew You So Well
18. we Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
17. we Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Lets Honeymoon Tonight
15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back as well as Cryin' Over You
13. If we Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
12. we Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woken Up With a Few
11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And we Don't Love You
9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And we Sure Do Miss Him.
8. Please Bypass This Heart
7. She Got The Ring And we Got The Finger
6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
3. She's Actin' Single as well as I'm Drinkin' Double
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And a number 1 Alabama Country strain of all time is

1. If we Had Shot You When we Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

Really funny jokes-Blonde's dilemma

An airline captain was breaking in a brand new blonde stewardess. The track they were drifting had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, a captain showed a stewardess a best place for airline personnel to eat, shop as well as stay overnight.

The subsequent morning, as a commander was scheming a crew for a day's route, he beheld a brand new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at a hotel as well as called her up wondering what happened. She answered a phone, crying, as well as pronounced she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" a captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is a bathroom, a single is a closet, as well as a single has a pointer on it which says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

Teacher jokes-Two and two

Teacher: Whats 2 as well as 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: Thats good.
Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!

Good jokes-Clever Kid

Hey, Mom, asked Johnny can we give me twenty dollars?

Certainly not.

If we do, he went on, Ill discuss it we what dad said to a lassie when we were at a beauty shop.

His mothers ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over a money. Well? What did he say?

He said, Hey, Marie, have sure we wash my socks tomorrow.