Finance jokes-Stockbroker frog

Two women were on foot through the woods when the frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am the broker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been remade in to the frog. If one of we will lick me, I'll be returned to my former state!"

One lady took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and pressed it inside her handbag. The alternative woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't we hear him? If we lick him, he'll turn in to the stockbroker!"

The second lady replied, "Sure, but these days the talking frog is worth some-more than the stockbroker!"