Really funny jokes-Fourth of July

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, a nursery school teacher, took a opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. 'We live in a great country,' she announced. 'One of a things you should be happy is that, in this country, you have been all free.'

Trevor, who was a little child in her class, came on foot up to her from a behind of a room. He stood with his hands on his hips and pronounced loudly, 'I'm not free. I'm four.'