Monday, September 5, 2011

Funny American jokes-Things You Learn in Texas


Things You Learn in Texas

Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

There have been 5,000 sorts of snakes upon earth as well as 4,998 live in Texas.

There have been 10,000 sorts of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas as well as the integrate that have not been identified yet.

Onced as well as Twiced have been words.

It is not the shopping cart; it is the buggy.

People essentially grow as well as eat okra.

"Fixinto" is one word.

There is no such thing as "lunch." There is usually dinner as well as afterwards there is supper.

Iced tea is suitable for all dishes as well as you start celebration it when you're two. We do similar to the small tea with the sugar!

DJeet? means "Did you eat?"

You do not have to wear the watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're finished or it's too dim to see.

You measure distance in minutes.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

All the festivals opposite the state have been declared after the fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

You install confidence lights upon your house as well as garage as well as leave both unlocked.

The internal writings cover inhabitant as well as general headlines upon one page, but need 6 pages for internal gossip as well as sports.

The initial day of deer deteriorate is the inhabitant holiday.

100 degrees Fahrenheit "a small warm." We have 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer as well as Christmas.

A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather.

We do not need no stinking driver's Ed . . . If the mama says we can drive, we can drive.

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