As he walked a length of a train, he beheld a small white dog curled up upon one of a seats.
A large, well dressed lady sat in a chair next to a dog.
The male hovered near a seat, anticipating a lady would take a hint, but she pointedly abandoned him.
"Excuse me, Ma'am," a infantryman eventually spoke, "Is this your dog?
Would we thoughts land it upon your lap so which we may sit down?"
The lady lifted her icy gaze to a young male as well as pronounced in a arrogant British accent, "Oh! You Americans. You are so rude. Fluffy is in which seat, as well as we see no reason because she should give up her joy for you."
The tired infantryman nodded, picked up a small dog ... leaned over ... non-stop a window of a relocating sight as well as tossed a dog out.
The lady gaped as well as spluttered in frightened indignation, as well as a male sitting across from her lowered his newspaper.
"You Americans", he said, "You expostulate upon a wrong side of a highway ... You eat with a wrong fork ... as well as we just threw a wrong b*tch out a window."
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