Really funny jokes-Chewing gum

McNally was receiving his initial craft ride, drifting over a Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of nipping gum. "It's to keep your ears from popping at tall altitudes," she explains.

When a craft landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I'm meetin' me wife right away. How do I get a resin out of me ears?"