Finance jokes-Sell it all

A man calls his broker all anxious as well as out of exhale with this urgency in his voice. He says, "Sell it all, sell all fast, right away." The broker tries to insist which a marketplace is cyclical in inlet as well as which for prolonged term outlook bonds still sojourn a place to be.
The man says, "Let me tell we a secret. You know I've been tied together for 6 years now as well as I've been your client for 5 years."
"Yes, go on," a broker says.
"Well. My wife has this thing about a market. Her grandparents mislaid it all in a good crash as well as ever since afterwards her family found investing in a marketplace akin to original sin. When we got tied together I promised her which I would follow in her parents footsteps as well as never try in a stock marketplace as well as regularly leave all a income under a mattress."
"Wow, I didn't know that. I theory we wish a income since a marketplace is starting down, in box she asks for it."
"No, I wish a income since she ordered a brand new mattress as well as it is being delivered in two days."