Funny jokes-Lantern with a genie

A New Brunswicker, a Quebecer, as well as a Newfie were on foot down a road together as well as they bumped in to a lighting device with a genie inside.

Out pops a genie as well as he says, "I will accede to we a single instruct each. Who wants to go first?"

The New Brunswicker says, "Me, we instruct to go first."

So a genie replies, "Ok, what is your wish?"

The New Brunswicker said, "My instruct is to have a 2-lane main road across New Brunswick, well-spoken as a baby's arse!"

The genie said, "Poof! There we go. A main road as well-spoken as a baby's arse!"

The Quebecer pipes up as well as says, "Well we am going next!

Genie, we instruct a 20-foot wall around a limit of Quebec to keep all a damn Englishmen out!"

Genie, "Poof! There's your 20-foot wall. Now Newfie, it is your turn.

What do we want?"

The Newfie looks at a genie as well as asks, "Genie, is which wall we only put around Quebec waterproof?"

Genie, "Yep!"

Newfie, "Filler up!"