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Really funny jokes-Divorce is easy

Sam : You know what, it's unequivocally easy to get a divorce in a Middle East. A man is just required to contend "I divorce you" to his mother 3 times as well as it's done!

Jack : It's even easier in a US. All a man has to contend is "Yeah, which dress makes your butt look fat" once.

Indian Premier League

A male enters the beer hall with his dog. The Indian Premier League Cricket match is on in between the Mumbai Indians & the Delhi Daredevils. He settles himself & asks the barkeeper how the star performer Sachin Tendulkar is doing. The barkeeper says Sachin strike the half century. The dog jumps up, as well as runs around the bar-stool 50 times.

After another half an hour, the barkeeper reports which Sachin strike the century. The dog reacts by jumping up again as well as using around the bar-stool the hundred times.

The barkeeper is vacant & says, "That dog of yours is something! What does he do if Sachin Tendulkar's group wins?

"I don't know", says the man, "I've only had him for 3 years!"

Bank robbery-Funny joke

There was a bank robbery and a Chief of Police systematic a sergeant to cover all exit points so which none of a robbers could get away.

When a Sergent reported to a Chief which all a robbers had escaped, a Chief went mad with anger & shouted, "Didn't I tell you to cover all a exit points??"

"I did," shielded a sergeant, "but they managed to escape by a entrance."