Don't mind this video; Just a bunch of regular guys watching...wait WTF???
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Sinta and Jojo Keong Racun
Hi,
Must watch video for two girls from indonesia miming a song name KEONG RACUN.aaaa...they girl so cute mannnn :D chill
Must watch video for two girls from indonesia miming a song name KEONG RACUN.aaaa...they girl so cute mannnn :D chill
Stop-motion Mario level in paper origami
did this cool and impressive Mario level in origami. You have to think that every frame needs you to reset Mario's position and that of the turtle/enemies. Anyway...it was worth it as it gives a pretty impressive result. Enjoy!
How You Shouldn't Drive a Three wheeled Car
The Reliant Robin is a small three wheeled car. It can be driven by holders of a B1 category licence or car licence in the United Kingdom. Another advantage of this car is that you save 55 pounds a year on taxes. In exchange you might need a very good health insurance.
World's smallest working gun
Measuring only 2cm in length, these guns are in working condition and fire blank cartridges. They are appreciated by collectors wordwide...and I can see why. They really are a piece of fine crafting. Very cool! Enjoy!
A good safety rope!
Probably one of the biggest fails ever. Failing while giving a lecture on how not to fail "That's why a good safety rope is essential". Yeah we can see that
Today Jokes
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in.
The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex hero he was.
The husband asked the man, "how could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Why don't you try them on and see for yourself?"
Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years -- raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy's pants. All the time the Pakistani man was screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET"
The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex hero he was.
The husband asked the man, "how could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Why don't you try them on and see for yourself?"
Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years -- raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband rushed the Pakistani man, threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy's pants. All the time the Pakistani man was screaming, "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET"
Incredible motorcycle recovery
When you are good, even physical laws bend to your every whim. Here's this motorcycle race driver who apparently recovers his bike at high speed. One in a million chance. Enjoy!
nOOb Soldier...=P
Well the Chinese invented fireworks a long time ago, but it seems that now-a-days they are unable for a decent grenade throw...or maybe the grenade was fresh out the assembly line and the lead paint didn't have time to dry up. Well...anyway...the video made it around the world. Enjoy!
The Hulk is probably this guy
I think the true indentity of the movie character "The Hulk" has been now revealed. It is actually a pilot, who beeing subjected to severe G-Forces revealed his true nature. OMG! Incredible
Bahaya bila Kawin same orang IT
Kawan Kawan, Sebelum korang memutuskan untuk berkahwin dengan seorang "programmer" korang perlu pikir dengan semasak-masaknya dulu sebelum korang menyesal dikemudian hari. Ini adalah contoh daripada seorang isteri yang mengadu pada mengenai hubungan dia dan si suami, seorang PROGRAMMER setiap hari.
Suami : (Setelah balik lewat dari pejabat) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."
Isteri : Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?
Suami : Bad command or filename.
Isteri : Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang beli!
Suami : Errorneous syntax. Abort?
isteri : Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat? Hahaa..... Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak beli tv? Mana dia?
Suami : Variable not found...
Isteri : Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. Biar saya pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.
Suami : Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Isteri : Abang ni tak sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan la kalau macam ni selalu.
Suami : Too many parameters...
Isteri : Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.
Suami : Data type mismatch.
Isteri : Abang nih memang betul-betul tak berguna la.
Suami : It's by Default.
Isteri : Macamana pula dengan gaji abang?
Suami : File in use ... Try later.
Isteri : Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya disisi abang sebagai seorang isteri?
Suami : Unknown Virus. "
p/s : klu mcm ni, alamak aku x kahwin la mcm ni...aku kan orang It..lalalala
Suami : (Setelah balik lewat dari pejabat) "Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in."
Isteri : Abang ada beli tak barang yang saya pesan tadi?
Suami : Bad command or filename.
Isteri : Tapi kan ke saya dah call abang pagi tadi kat pejabat suruh abang beli!
Suami : Errorneous syntax. Abort?
isteri : Ish. Abang nih, takkan itu pon tak ingat? Hahaa..... Abang kata tadi dalam telefon nak beli tv? Mana dia?
Suami : Variable not found...
Isteri : Abang nih memang tak bole harap la. Bak kad kredit abang. Biar saya pergi belikan dan shopping barang dapur sekali.
Suami : Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Isteri : Abang ni tak sayang saya ke? abang lebih sayang komputer abang tu dari saya. Saya tak tahan la kalau macam ni selalu.
Suami : Too many parameters...
Isteri : Saya menyesal pilih abang sebagai suami saya. Harapkan muka je hensem.
Suami : Data type mismatch.
Isteri : Abang nih memang betul-betul tak berguna la.
Suami : It's by Default.
Isteri : Macamana pula dengan gaji abang?
Suami : File in use ... Try later.
Isteri : Kalau begitu, apa peranan saya disisi abang sebagai seorang isteri?
Suami : Unknown Virus. "
p/s : klu mcm ni, alamak aku x kahwin la mcm ni...aku kan orang It..lalalala
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Bila Orang Asli Merepek
KIPAS
Ketika menaiki sebuah pesawat Nuri ke sebuah kampung orang Asli di Paloh Inai, Pekan, Pahang, seorang pegawai Jabatan Hal Ehwal Orang Asli (JHEOA)berkata:
"Panasnya dalam helikopter ini ...". Maka menjawablah salah seorang Orang Asli yang turut berada dalam helikopter itu: "Mahu tak panas tuan ...kipasnya besar ...tapi di luar ..."
HANDPHONE
Satu ketika di kampung orang asli, seorang pegawai JHEOA melihat Tok Batin orang asli mempunyai handphone ... "Wah Tok Batin ...ada handphone ..ada coverage ka dekat sini ...?". Jawab Tok Batin: "Sini tak ada, tapi kalau encik mahu talipon saya punya handphone, kasi tau sama saya, saya boleh pergi ke bandar Rompin, sana ada coverage".
KONDOM
Seorang penduduk orang asli mengadu pada pegawai kesihatan: "Doktor, doktor kata kalau pakai itu kondom, bini saya tak boleh beranak, tapi selepas saya pakai, dia beranak juga, sudah berduyun-dusyun anak saya." Tanya pegawai kesihatan: "Pakcik pakai kondom itu betulkah caranya?". Jawab orang asli: "Saya pakai betul pada tempatnya, cumanya saya ini orang Islam, bila saya tengok kondom itu tidak bersunat, saya pun sunatkanlah (khatankan) ..."
PETAI
Seorang penjual petai orang asli di tepi jalan berkata kepada seorang lelaki yang bercadang membeli petai itu ... "Encik satu longok, RM1 sahaja.Tapi, kalau encik ambil semua, kira murah ...RM20 sahaja." Tanya lelaki berkenaan : "Berapa longok semuanya?". Jawab orang Asli itu : "Semuanya 20 longgok ...".
CUTI
Seorang pengawal keselamatan kaum orang asli yang bekerja di sebuah kilang berjumpa dengan manager minta cuti ... "Tuan saya mahu minta cuti seminggu balik kampung, ada urusan keluarga. Bolehkah?. Jawab manager
: "Cuti seminggu ...oklah, saya bagi cuti seminggu.
Selepas 14 hari, baru si pengawal keselamatan itu balik bertugas. Tanya si manager : "Kenapa dua minggu cuti?". Jawab si orang asli itu : "Saya minta seminggu cuti. Tuan bagi seminggu cuti. Jadi dua minggulah ..
Balik awal
Seorang bapa bertanya kepada anaknya kenapa anaknya tu balik awal dari sekolah. Anaknya menjawab bahawa dia telah menjawab soalan cikgu dengan cepat dan betul sebab itulah dia disuruh balik awal. Bila ditanya apa soalan cikgu tu, dia menjawab : "Siapa yang baling kasut kat kepala saya ?".
Ikut Cakap
Pada suatu hari ahmad dan rakan karibnya, hassan, pergi mancing kat sungai.
Dalam bosan2 menunggu ikan, ahmad berkata, ahmad: aku ada satu cerita.
hassan : cerita ape?
ahmad : nanti kalau aku bercerita, kau kena ikut perkataan belakangnya, boleh?
hassan : yela...
ahmad pun memulakan ceritanya...
ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu.
hassan : memburu.
ahmad : aku masuk kedalam hutan.
hassan : hutan.
ahmad : tiba2 aku rasa nak terberak.
hassan : berak.
ahmad : aku berlari ke semak.
hassan :semak.
ahmad : aku pun berak.
hassan : berak.
ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu lagi.
hassan : lagi.
ahmad : aku pergi ke tempat yang aku berak dulu.
hassan : dulu.
ahmad : aku lihat tahi aku suda tak ada.
hassan : ada.
ahmad : aku pun tertanya2.
hassan : tanya.
ahmad : siapa makan tahi aku?
hassan : aku....
Ketika menaiki sebuah pesawat Nuri ke sebuah kampung orang Asli di Paloh Inai, Pekan, Pahang, seorang pegawai Jabatan Hal Ehwal Orang Asli (JHEOA)berkata:
"Panasnya dalam helikopter ini ...". Maka menjawablah salah seorang Orang Asli yang turut berada dalam helikopter itu: "Mahu tak panas tuan ...kipasnya besar ...tapi di luar ..."
HANDPHONE
Satu ketika di kampung orang asli, seorang pegawai JHEOA melihat Tok Batin orang asli mempunyai handphone ... "Wah Tok Batin ...ada handphone ..ada coverage ka dekat sini ...?". Jawab Tok Batin: "Sini tak ada, tapi kalau encik mahu talipon saya punya handphone, kasi tau sama saya, saya boleh pergi ke bandar Rompin, sana ada coverage".
KONDOM
Seorang penduduk orang asli mengadu pada pegawai kesihatan: "Doktor, doktor kata kalau pakai itu kondom, bini saya tak boleh beranak, tapi selepas saya pakai, dia beranak juga, sudah berduyun-dusyun anak saya." Tanya pegawai kesihatan: "Pakcik pakai kondom itu betulkah caranya?". Jawab orang asli: "Saya pakai betul pada tempatnya, cumanya saya ini orang Islam, bila saya tengok kondom itu tidak bersunat, saya pun sunatkanlah (khatankan) ..."
PETAI
Seorang penjual petai orang asli di tepi jalan berkata kepada seorang lelaki yang bercadang membeli petai itu ... "Encik satu longok, RM1 sahaja.Tapi, kalau encik ambil semua, kira murah ...RM20 sahaja." Tanya lelaki berkenaan : "Berapa longok semuanya?". Jawab orang Asli itu : "Semuanya 20 longgok ...".
CUTI
Seorang pengawal keselamatan kaum orang asli yang bekerja di sebuah kilang berjumpa dengan manager minta cuti ... "Tuan saya mahu minta cuti seminggu balik kampung, ada urusan keluarga. Bolehkah?. Jawab manager
: "Cuti seminggu ...oklah, saya bagi cuti seminggu.
Selepas 14 hari, baru si pengawal keselamatan itu balik bertugas. Tanya si manager : "Kenapa dua minggu cuti?". Jawab si orang asli itu : "Saya minta seminggu cuti. Tuan bagi seminggu cuti. Jadi dua minggulah ..
Balik awal
Seorang bapa bertanya kepada anaknya kenapa anaknya tu balik awal dari sekolah. Anaknya menjawab bahawa dia telah menjawab soalan cikgu dengan cepat dan betul sebab itulah dia disuruh balik awal. Bila ditanya apa soalan cikgu tu, dia menjawab : "Siapa yang baling kasut kat kepala saya ?".
Ikut Cakap
Pada suatu hari ahmad dan rakan karibnya, hassan, pergi mancing kat sungai.
Dalam bosan2 menunggu ikan, ahmad berkata, ahmad: aku ada satu cerita.
hassan : cerita ape?
ahmad : nanti kalau aku bercerita, kau kena ikut perkataan belakangnya, boleh?
hassan : yela...
ahmad pun memulakan ceritanya...
ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu.
hassan : memburu.
ahmad : aku masuk kedalam hutan.
hassan : hutan.
ahmad : tiba2 aku rasa nak terberak.
hassan : berak.
ahmad : aku berlari ke semak.
hassan :semak.
ahmad : aku pun berak.
hassan : berak.
ahmad : satu hari aku pergi memburu lagi.
hassan : lagi.
ahmad : aku pergi ke tempat yang aku berak dulu.
hassan : dulu.
ahmad : aku lihat tahi aku suda tak ada.
hassan : ada.
ahmad : aku pun tertanya2.
hassan : tanya.
ahmad : siapa makan tahi aku?
hassan : aku....
Tree cutting FAIL!
Didn't any of those geniuses over there think of removing the care BEFORE the tree falls down ?? Lol. That's what you get for not thinking with your head
Funny Essay
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.
Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.
Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes.
He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead
Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
Johann Bach wrote a great many musical ompositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine.
The invention of the steam-boat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits.
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species.
Madman Curie is covered the radio.
And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.
Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood.
Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes.
He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead
Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They believe the assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
Johann Bach wrote a great many musical ompositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine.
The invention of the steam-boat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits.
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species.
Madman Curie is covered the radio.
And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.
World Most Unstable Tower!!
This is one that are in italy...
That are in Malaysia..=)
and Some said in Indonesia...hihihi
That are in Malaysia..=)
and Some said in Indonesia...hihihi
Ah Hua Interview
Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.
When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!".
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Hua. So he told Ah Hua,"If you could form a sentence using the words that I give u, then maybe I will give u a chance! The words are."
Ah Hua thought for a while and said,"I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong numberlah.....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah."
The manager fainted....
When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!".
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Hua. So he told Ah Hua,"If you could form a sentence using the words that I give u, then maybe I will give u a chance! The words are
Ah Hua thought for a while and said,"I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong numberlah.....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah."
The manager fainted....
Urban football in Paris
I'm pretty sure you've seen the urban football tricks videos circulating around the Internet. Well...this one is kind of a spoof. This guy plays football in the unlikely places. The ending is hilarious! Enjoy!
Pool pee prank
This is amongst the worst pranks I've seen (for the guy getting punked). Pretend-to-be blind guy urinates in the swimming pool.
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