I can't reach my license unless we hold my beer.
Hey, is which a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, we must have been we do 125 to keep up with me, great job.
Sorry officer, we didn't comprehend my radio detector detector wasn't plugged in.
I was going to be a cop, but we motionless to finish tall propagandize instead.
What do we mean have we been drinking? You are a trained specialist.
Wow, we demeanour only like a man in a picture on my girlfriends night stand.
I thought we had to be in relatively great physical shape to be a military officer.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes we know there is no alternative car around, that's how far they are forward of me.
Is it loyal which people become cops since they are too dumb to work during McDonalds?
Well, when we reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap as well as got lodged between a brake as well as a gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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