Really funny jokes-Picasso

After his mother divorced him, Joe asked his best friend, Bill, to fix him up with the blind date. Bill obliged. The next day Joe called up Bill as well as shouted at him angrily: "Bill, what kind of the man do we consider we am. That girl we bound me up with was cross-eyed; she was almost bald; her nose was long, skinny as well as crooked; she had hair flourishing upon her face; she was flat chested; as well as her ankles were as thick as her thighs".

Bill answered: "Either we similar to Picasso, or we do not similar to Picasso."

Good jokes-Anything to offer

Judge: "Have you anything to offer to this Court prior to I pass sentence?"

Defendant: "No your honor, my counsel took each penny."

Lawyer jokes-Orange

The highbrow of a stipulate law category asked one of his better students, "If we were to give someone an orange, how would we go about it?"

The tyro replied, "Here's an orange."

The highbrow was outraged. "No! No! Think similar to a lawyer!"

The tyro then replied, "Okay. I'd discuss it him `I hereby give as well as communicate to we all as well as singular, my estate as well as interests, rights, claim, title, claim as well as advantages of as well as in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, as well as seeds, as well as all rights as well as advantages with full energy to bite, cut, freeze as well as differently eat, a same, or give a same divided with as well as without a pulp, juice, peel as well as seeds, anything herein prior to or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to a contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'"

Good jokes-Anything to offer

Judge: "Have we anything to offer to this Court before I pass sentence?"

Defendant: "No your honor, my lawyer took every penny."