Really funny jokes-Lost in the Sahara desert

Two Christians were mislaid in a Sahara desert. One is David, a other is Michael. They were failing of craving as good as thirst when they unexpected came on an oasis, with what looked similar to an emirate of a mosque in a middle.

David pronounced to Michael : "Look, let's pretend you have been Muslims, differently we'll not get any food or drink. we am going to call myself Mohammed."

Michael refused to change his name, he pronounced : "My name is Michael, as good as we will not pretend to be other than but what we am...Michael."

The Imam of a mosque perceived both good as good as asked about their names.

David pronounced : "My name is Mohammed."

Michael pronounced : "My name is Michael."

The Imam incited to a helpers of a mosque as good as pronounced : "Please bring some food as good as H2O for Michael only."

Then he incited to a other as good as said: "Well Mohammed, Ramzan Mubarak!"