A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To receptive to advice like a song......
A fart can create
A most extraordinary medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or wordless though deadly.
A fart competence not smell,
While others have been vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everybody there,
With strange looks upon their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To tiny elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us earlier or later.
But farts have been all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must not forget.......
Sweet aged farts like me as well as you!
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