Hilarious jokes-Fertilizer Club

This minute is being sent to we since we know that we have been critically interested in the condition of your lawn. This is the manure club that will not price we the cent to join! Upon taking of this letter, go to the residence at the top of the list as well as sh*t on their front lawn. You will not be the only the single there, so do not feel embarrassed.

Then have 5 copies of this minute as well as send them to 5 of your friends who conclude the good lawn. Add your name to the letter. You will not get any money or cheques, but inside of the single week , if this sequence is not broken, there will be 9,126 people sh*tting on your lawn. Your reward will come next spring when we will have the single of the greenest, many pleasing lawns in the neighbourhood.

Mrs. Harry Butt - 236 Corn Cob Alley
Mrs. Smelly B. Hind - 475 Diarrhea Way
Mrs. Apple Crop - 1422 Enema Drive
Mrs. Bigger Movement - 89 Rectum Road
Mr. Go More Piles - 741 Hemorrhoid Street
Mr. C. Howie Farts - Whistle Britches Ave.
Mr. & Mrs. Charlie Springer - 2 Suppository Lane
Mr. & Mrs. Took A. Fizzik - 634 Running Loose Lane

P.S. If we have been constipated, pass this along to your neighbor. Dont mangle the chain. One Man didnt give the sh*t as well as lost his complete lawn. Best wishes for the greener lawn, as well as more fun at your grass parties!!!