Hilarious jokes-From Mars

A Martian lands to plunder, ravaging as well as burn. He goes up to the owners of the first house he sees as well as says, "I'm the Martian only arrived from the alternative side of the galaxy. We're here to fall short your civilisation, ravaging as well as burn. What do we think about that?"

The owners replies, "I do not have an opinion. I'm the chartered accountant."