Really funny jokes-Short runway

A commander as well as a co-pilot were forward for a alighting at an airport they had never been to before. The commander looked out a windshield, as well as suddenly exclaimed to a co-pilot: "Holy cow! Look how short a runway is! I've never seen one that short!"

The co-pilot looked out a windshield. "Wow! you're right! That's incredible! Are we sure we can make it?"

"Well we better, we're almost out of fuel."

So a captain got upon a intercom, as well as notified a passengers to put their heads in between their knees, as well as prepare for an puncture landing. Then he set a flaps to full down, as well as slowed a plane to just over stall speed. The big jumbo jet came screaming in, upon a husky corner of control.
The pilot's hands were sweating, a co-pilot was praying. They overwhelmed down, as well as came screeching to a halt just before a corner of a runway, a tires smoking. "PHEW! That was CLOSE!" yelled a captain. "That runway was SHORT!"

"Yeah!" said a co-pilot, "and WIDE too!"