"Aha! I've caught we poachin' fish red-handed," says a warden.
"What do we mean, red-handed?" says Seamus.
"You've got a bucket full of 'em right there. You can't talk your way out of it this time."
"Oh, we don't understand," says Seamus, "I've not poached a thing. These have been me house pet fish.
I move 'em to a reservoir once a week for exercise.
After they've had a great swim, they come behind to a bucket as well as we go behind home."
"Do ya expect me to hold such a tale?"
"I can infer it." contend Seamus.
So they travel behind to a reservoir as well as Seamus dips a bucket in as well as a fish float away.
They mount in silence for 20, 30, 40 minutes...no sign of a fish entrance behind to a pail.
Ha, ya lying rogue! shouts a warden.
"Where have been your fish?"
"What fish?"
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