"Aha! I've held we poachin' fish red-handed," says a warden.
"What do we mean, red-handed?" says Seamus.
"You've got a bucket full of 'em right there. You can't talk your approach out of it this time."
"Oh, we do not understand," says Seamus, "I've not poached a thing. These have been me house pet fish.
I move 'em to a fountainhead once a week for exercise.
After they've had a great swim, they come behind to a bucket and we go behind home."
"Do ya design me to believe such a tale?"
"I can infer it." say Seamus.
So they walk behind to a fountainhead and Seamus dips a bucket in and a fish swim away.
They mount in overpower for 20, 30, 40 minutes...no pointer of a fish entrance behind to a pail.
Ha, ya lying rogue! shouts a warden.
"Where have been your fish?"
"What fish?"
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