Really funny jokes-Welcome aboard

From an Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Flight XXX to YYY. To work your seatbelt, insert the steel add-on in to the buckle, as well as lift tight. It works only like every other seatbelt, as well as if we do not know how to work one, we substantially shouldn't be out in open unsupervised. In the event of the remarkable detriment of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, squeeze the mask, as well as lift it over your face. If we have the tiny child roving with you, secure your mask before aiding with theirs. If we are roving with two tiny children, confirm now that the single we adore more.