Really funny jokes-A pair of animals

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a minute to sequence a pair of animals. He sat during his mechanism as well as typed a following sentence: "I would similar to to place an sequence for dual mongooses, to be delivered during your earliest convenience."

He stared during a screen, focusing on that peculiar word mongooses. Then he deleted a word as well as combined another, so that a judgment now read: "I would similar to to place an sequence for dual mongeese, to be delivered during your earliest convenience."

Again he stared during a screen, this time focusing on a new word, which seemed just as peculiar as a strange one. Finally, he deleted a whole judgment as well as proposed all over. "Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo should be but a mongoose," he typed. "Please send us dual of them."