Blonde jokes-Horrific car accident

A blonde had only totaled her automobile in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to examine herself from a disadvantage without a blemish as well as was requesting uninformed lipstick when a state guard arrived.

"My God!" a guard gasped. "Your automobile looks like an accordion which was stomped upon by an elephant. Are we OK ma'am?"

"Yes officer, I'm only fine!" a blonde chirped.

"Well, how in a world did this happen?" a military military officer asked as he surveyed a wrecked car.

"Officer, it was a strangest thing!" a blonde began. "I was pushing along this highway when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So we swerved to a right, as well as there was an additional tree! we swerved to a left as well as there was ANOTHER tree! we swerved to a right as well as there was an additional tree! we swerved to a left as well as there was ..."

"Uh, ma'am", a military military officer said, slicing her off. "There isn't a tree upon this highway for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back as well as forth".