Hilarious jokes-Curing the illness

One day a dipsomaniac walked in to a bar as well as systematic a solitaire as well as tonic. He drank half of it as well as poured a rest upon a bartender. The barkeeper got angry, grabbed a dipsomaniac by a collar, pulled him close to his face, as well as asked, "Why did we do that?"

The dipsomaniac pronounced really apologetically, "I am so really contemptible sir. Please pardon me. we can't assistance it. It's an illness we can't get rid of. we am so abashed of it. How can we have it up to you?"

The barkeeper answered, "Haven't we seen anyone about this problem?" The dipsomaniac replied, "I never suspicion of that. Maybe we will."

The barkeeper said, "Don't come behind until we do get help," as well as a dipsomaniac left.

About 3 months later a dipsomaniac came behind to a same bar, systematic another solitaire as well as tonic, drank half of it, as well as poured a rest of it upon a bartender.

The barkeeper shouted, "I suspicion we told we not to come behind until we got help!"

The dipsomaniac replied, "I did. Now we do not feel ashamed."