Really funny jokes-Golden wedding anniversary

An aged rancher as well as his wife were leaning against a edge of their pig-pen when a old woman wistfully removed which a subsequent week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The rancher scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he eventually answered, "I don't see because a pig should take a blame for something which happened fifty years ago."