Funny jokes-Mongoose in a box

The dipsomaniac was floundering down a alley carrying a box with holes on a side. He bumped into a crony who asked, "What do we have in there, pal?"

"A mongoose."

"What for?"

"Well, we know how dipsomaniac we can get. When we get dipsomaniac we see snakes, and I'm frightened to genocide of snakes. That's because we got this mongoose, for protection."

"But," a crony said, "you idiot! Those are hypothetical snakes."

"That's okay," said a drunk, display his crony a interior of a box, "So is a mongoose."