A fellow decides to take off early from work as well as go drinking. He stays until a bar closes during three in a morning, during which time he is extremely drunk. After withdrawal a bar, he returns home upon foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't wish to arise anyone, so he takes off his shoes as well as starts tip-toeing up a stairs. Half-way up a steps though, he falls over backwards as well as lands flat upon his back. That wouldn't have been so bad, except which he had integrate of dull pint bottles in his at a behind of pockets, as well as they broke; a damaged glass carved up his at a behind of terribly. Yet, he was so dipsomaniac which he didn't know he was hurt. A integrate of minutes later, as he was undressing, he beheld blood, so he checked himself out in a mirror, and, certain enough, his at a behind of was cut up terribly. He afterwards remade a repairs as best he could underneath a circumstances, as well as he went to bed. The subsequent morn ing, his head was hurting, his at a behind of was hurting, as well as he was hunkering underneath a covers trying to consider up a little good story, when his wife came into a bedroom.
"Well, we really scored equally a single upon final night," she said. "Where'd we go?"
"I worked late," he said, "and we stopped off for a integrate of beers."
"A integrate of beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got intoxicated final night. Where did we go?"
"What makes we so certain we got dipsomaniac final night, anyway?"
"Well," she replied, "my first big idea was when we got up this morning as well as found a garland of band-aids stuck to a mirror."
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