Really funny jokes-Fight and lose weight

Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to plead their home lives, a single said,"Seems similar to all Alfred as well as I do anymore is fight. I've been so dissapoint I've lost twenty pounds."

"Why don't you only leave him then?" asked her friend.

"Oh! Not yet." the initial replied, "I'd similar to to remove during least an additional fifteen pounds first."