Funny jokes-Father's ashes

A man goes to a girl's house for a first time, as well as she shows him in to a living room. She excuses herself to go to a kitchen to have them a few drinks, as well as as he's station there alone, he notices a cute little vase on a mantel. He picks it up, as well as as he's looking at it, she walks behind in. He says "What's this?"

She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."

He goes, "Jeez...oooh....I..."

She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to a kitchen to get an ashtray."