Wednesday, January 4, 2012

New Year's Resolutions for Him and Her


New Year's Resolutions for HIM as well as HER

Her - Lose weight / Go upon the diet / Drink some-more water
Him - One case beer per week end (unless carrying guys over or Superbowl weekend)

Her - ONLY one chocolate club per week
Him - ONLY 3 nights during topless club per week

Her - Workout - Jog/Step Bench 5 times week
Him - Move seat to find mislaid small black book as well as room TV remote

Her - Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine
Him - Call 1-800 number to get upon Victoria's Secret catalog mailing list

Her - Go upon regretful second date with Bob/Accounting
Him - Score upon second date with Suzy/Marketing

Her - Get organized/clean house
Him - Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother)

Her - Buy brand new Daily Planner
Him - Buy brand new small Black Book if no fitness underneath furniture

Her - Find out name of tall good-looking man in Finance
Him - Score with tall, long-legged Blond in Finance

Her - Read More / Less TV
Him - Buy Dish - More sports channels!!

Her - Watch peculiarity TV with positive messages
Him - When surfing DO NOT stop upon "Allie McBeal" -EVER

Her - Plan budget / Save some-more money
Him - Only 3 nights during topless club per week

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