Funny jokes-Father's ashes

A guy goes to a girl's house for a initial time, as well as she shows him in to a living room. She excuses herself to go to a kitchen to make them a couple of drinks, as well as as he's standing there alone, he notices a lovable little vase on a mantel. He picks it up, as well as as he's looking during it, she walks behind in. He says "What's this?"

She says, "Oh, my father's remains are in there."

He goes, "Jeez...oooh....I..."

She says, "Yeah, he's as well quiescent to go to a kitchen to get an ashtray."