Funny jokes-Useful tips for becoming a Superhero

Thinking of apropos the superhero? Here are the little utilitarian pointers.

1. Don't call yourself by your genuine name, e.g. Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.

2. Don't call yourself by someone else's genuine name, e.g. Mr. Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin.

3. Choose the name which suggests power, intrepidity as well as prowess, e.g. Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman.

4. Don't be too modest, e.g. Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-So, Fairly Incredibleman.

5. But don't work the point, e.g. Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy.

6. Don't choose the name detrimental to your crime fighting image, e.g. Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, Captain Evil.

7. Don't choose the name of an existent Superhero unless we have lots of money as well as suffer fighting lawsuit instead of supervillains.

8. It's no use calling yourself Captain Invincible if your usually energy is stoicism over Hostess Twinkies as well as we suffer from the congenial hole-in-the-heart condition. It's just asking for trouble.

9. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're not.

10. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're the girl.

11. Don't call yourself the Invisible Lady if you're the man -- even if we do feel like the lady trapped in the man's body.

12. Don't give away critical report in your name, e.g. The Glass Jaw, Captain Vulnerable-to-Strontium 90.

13. Don't call yourself The Green Avenger if we wear an orange costume. You'll confuse people.