Really funny jokes-Visitor from Texas

I not long ago had the visitor from the state of Texas. For 3 days all you heard from him was "In Texas you have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that," etc. It eventually became very annoying.

Being from Niagra Falls, you thought you could outdo him by showing him the "MIGHTY NIAGARA", meaningful there was zero in Texas which could review to this "Wonder of Water & Power".

While station at the margin watching millions of gallons of water rushing over, you beheld the demeanour of awe in his eyes. It was afterwards you asked him: "Do you have anything similar to this in Texas?"

He waited the moment before he answered: "No, though you have the plumber which could repair it."