Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Good jokes-Better programmer

Jesus as well as Satan have an argument as to who is the improved programmer. This goes upon for the few hours until they agree to reason the competition with God as the judge.

They set themselves prior to their computers as well as begin. They type furiously for multiform hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.

Seconds prior to the end, the shaft of lightning struck taking out the electricity. Moments later, the energy is restored, as well as God announces that the competition is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

Satan is visibly upset, as well as cries, "I have nothing! we mislaid it all when the energy went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters the command, as well as the screen comes to hold up in vivid display, the voices of an angelic church band flow onward from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, "But how?! we mislaid everything, yet
Jesus' module is intact! How did he do it?!"

God chuckles, "Jesus saves."

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