DIVORCE -- postgraduate in School of Love.
PIONEER -- early American who was propitious sufficient to find his way out of a woods.
PEOPLE -- some make things happen, some watch things happen, as well as a majority has no thought what's happened.
SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL -- a capability to eat only a single peanut.
SALESMAN -- man with capability to convince mother she'd demeanour fat in mink.
CANNIBAL -- chairman who likes to see other people stewed.
EGOCENTRIC -- a chairman who believes he is all we know we are.
FOREIGN FILM -- any movie shown in Texas drama which isn't a western.
OPTIMIST -- lady who regards a bulge as a curve.
MAGAZINE -- garland of printed pages which tell we what's entrance in a next issue.
COLLEGE -- The four-year period when relatives have been permitted entrance to a telephone.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS -- Police station, glow department as well as places which deliver.
OPERA -- When a man gets stabbed in a behind as well as instead of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET -- A French word which means "Get up as well as get it yourself."
BABY-SITTER -- A teen-ager who contingency handle similar to an adult so which a adults who have been out can handle similar to teen-agers.
TATTOO -- Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
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