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Man Rules

Finally , a guys' side of a story.

We always listen to " a rules" from a womanlike side....
Now here have been a rules from a male side.

These have been our rules! Please note.. these have been all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men have been NOT mind readers.
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work a toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, we need it down.
You do not listen to us indignant about we withdrawal it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's similar to a full moon or a changing of a tides.
Let it be.

1.. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what we want.
Let us be clear upon this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just contend it!

1. Yes as well as No have been perfectly excusable answers to roughly each question.

1. Come to us with a complaint usually if we wish help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends have been for.

1. Anything we pronounced 6 months ago is unfit in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null as well as void after 7 Days.

1. If we consider you're fat, we substantially are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we pronounced can be interpreted two ways as well as a single of a ways makes we sad or angry, we meant a other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how we wish it done.
Not both.
If we already know best how to do it , usually do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please contend whatever we have to say, during commercials. .

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions as well as conjunction do we.

1. ALL group see in usually sixteen colors, similar to Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is additionally a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong as well as we contend "nothing," We will act similar to nothing's wrong.
We know we have been lying, though it is usually not worth a hassle..

1. If we ask a subject we do not wish an answer to, Expect an answer we do not wish to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, positively anything we wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're meditative about unless we have been prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too most shoes.

1. we am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank we for celebration of a mass this.

Yes, we know, we have to sleep upon a cot tonight;

But did we know group unequivocally do not mind that? It's similar to camping.