Monday, September 5, 2011

Funny American jokes-Things You Learn in Texas


Things You Learn in Texas

Armadillos sleep in the center of the road with their feet in the air.

There have been 5,000 types of snakes upon earth as well as 4,998 live in Texas.

There have been 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas plus the couple which have not been identified yet.

Onced as well as Twiced have been words.

It is not the selling cart; it is the buggy.

People actually grow as well as eat okra.

"Fixinto" is one word.

There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only cooking as well as afterwards there is supper.

Iced tea is suitable for all meals as well as we begin drinking it when you're two. We do similar to the small tea with the sugar!

DJeet? means "Did we eat?"

You do not have to wear the watch since it doesn't make the difference what time it is. You work until you're finished or it's too dim to see.

You measure stretch in minutes.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

All the festivals opposite the state have been named after the fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

You implement confidence lights upon your residence as well as garage as well as leave both unlocked.

The local papers cover national as well as general headlines upon one page, though require 6 pages for local gossip as well as sports.

The initial day of deer deteriorate is the national holiday.

100 degrees Fahrenheit "a small warm." We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer as well as Christmas.

A cold snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather.

We do not need no stinking driver's Ed . . . If the mom says we can drive, we can drive.

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