Really funny jokes-You Know You're from New Mexico When

You Know You're from New Mexico When

Your the one preferred breakfast beef is sliced fried bologna.

You have been still using the paper permit tag which came with your automobile five years ago.

Your the one preferred restaurant has the chili list instead of the booze list.

You do all your selling as well as promissory note during the drive-up window.

Your Yuletide decorations embody the back back yard of sand as well as 200 paper bags.

You have permit plates upon your walls, but not upon your car.

You hated Texans until the Californians moved in.

You have an extra freezer only for immature chili.

You think the yellow light equates to to go faster as well as the red light is merely the suggestion.

You do not have eye contact with alternative drivers since we can't tell how well armed they have been only by looking.

You think 6 tons of crushed stone makes the beautiful front lawn.

You pass upon the right since that's the fast-lane.

You have read the book whilst pushing from Albuquerque to Las Vegas.

There is the piece of the UFO displayed in your home.

All your out-of-state friends as well as kin visit in October.

You do not see anything wrong with drive-up window liquor sales.

Your alternative vehicle is also the pick-up truck.

You have driven to an Indian Casino during 3 AM since we were hungry.

Tumbleweeds as well as various cactus in your back back yard have been not weeds. They have been your lawn.

If we travel anywhere, no make the difference if only to run to the gas station, we must bring along the bottle of H2O as well as some moisturizer.