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It is the well known fact that Winston Churchill had no time for women, quite women in politics. Churchill was quite adverse to a single Nancy Ashton, the woman M.P. On a single arise he was quite nasty to Nancy in the parliament, when Nancy declared openly: "Sir, if we were your wife, we would poison your drinks, symbol my words.

Having already tasted his small feat earlier, Churchill was generous: "And dear lady, if we were your husband, we would splash it.