Teacher jokes-Comments made by NYC teachers

Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their inform cards as of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded!

1. Since my final report, your kid has strike rock bottom and has proposed to dig.
2. I would not concede this tyro to breed.
3. Your kid has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your kid is depriving a encampment of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to grasp them.
6. The tyro has a "full six-pack" though lacks a plastic thing to hold it together.
7. This kid has been working with glue too much.
8. When debate daughters IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates have been down, a lights have been flashing, though a train isnt here.
10. If this tyro were any some-more stupid, hed have to be watered twice a week.
11. Its impossible to hold a spermatazoa which created this kid kick out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning though a hamster is gone.