Valentine's Day joke-It's the thought that counts

My dear wife is always starting upon as well as upon as well as upon about NOT creation a fuss over her upon Valentine's Day.

She repeats which it's a suspicion which counts.

Well, we put a lot of suspicion into a gifts from prior Feb 14ths but she didn't utterly take to any of them similar to we insincere she would.

Here's my list - see what you think:

* Brand brand new mop as well as bucket.

I was meditative it would be fun to see what colour a building was because we couldn't remember.

* Romantic cooking during quick food restaurant.

I was meditative which she might similar to to go inside for a change instead of fetching cooking during a expostulate through.

* Chocolates left-over from final year's sweets box. we was meditative of how unapproachable she'd be of me for not wasting food. She's been nagging me for years to recycle.

* Midnight moped ride through a park. we was meditative which I'm getting too aged to be peddling upon a bike.

* Dozen roses printed upon high peculiarity photo paper. we was meditative these would final a lifetime instead of only a week.

* 45 second back massage. we was meditative any longer as well as she might think we was interested in something else.

* Windows Vista. we was meditative how unapproachable she would be to be a partial of a technology crowd.