Technician: Hello. How can we help we today?
Customer: There's fume coming from a energy supply upon my computer...
Technician: Looks similar to we need a brand brand new energy supply...
Customer: No, we don't! we just need to shift a startup files...
Technician: Sir, what we described is a inadequate energy supply. You need to reinstate it...
Customer: No way! Someone told me which we just had to shift a complement startup files to repair a problem! All we need is for we to tell me a right command...
For a next 10 minutes, in spite of a technician's efforts to insist a complaint as well as its solution, a patron adamantly insisted which he was right. So, in frustration, a technician responded...
Technician: I'm sorry. We don't normally tell a business this, but there's an undocumented DOS authority which will repair a problem...
Customer: we knew it!
Technician: Just add a line 'LOAD NOSMOKE.EXE' during a end of a CONFIG.SYS file as well as everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes...
About 10 mins later, a technician received a call back from a customer...
Customer: It didn't work. The energy supply is still smoking...
Technician: Well, what version of DOS are we using?
Customer: MS-DOS 6.22...
Technician: Well, that's your problem. That version of DOS doesn't embody NOSMOKE. You'll need to hit Microsoft as well as ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all functions out...
When nearly an hour had passed, a phone rang again...
Customer: we need a brand brand new energy supply...
Technician: How did we come to which conclusion?
Customer: Well, we called Microsoft as well as told a technician what we said, as well as he started asking me questions about a make of a energy supply...
Technician: What did he tell you?
Customer: He said my energy supply isn't concordant with NOSMOKE...
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