Thursday, June 9, 2011

Really funny jokes-Math Proficiency exam

THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME ____________________

GANG NAME _________________

TAG ____________________

HOOD ____________________


1). Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a thirty round clip. He customarily misses 6 out of every 10 shots as well as he uses thirteen rounds per drive-by shooting. How most drive-by shootings can Little Johnny try prior to he has to reload?

2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 as well as 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is a travel worth of a rest of his hold?

3). Rufus pimps 3 hos. If a price is $85 per trick, how most tricks per day contingency each ho spin to await Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

4). Jerome wants to cut a bruise of heroin he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How most ounces will he need?

5). Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, as well as $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes as well as 3 4x4's, how most more Corvettes contingency he have to steal to have $900?

6). Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for a hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how most income will be left when he gets out?

Extra credit bonus: How most more time will he get for murdering a ho which outlayed his money?

7). If an average can of mist paint covers twenty-two square feet as well as a average minute is 3 square feet, how most letters can be sprayed with 3 8 ounce cans of mist paint with 20% paint free?

8). Hector knocked up 3 girls in a gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is a expect percentage of girls Hector knocked up?

9). Bernie is a lookout for a gang. Bernie has a boar constrictor which eats 3 small rats per week at a price of $5 per rat. If Bernie creates $700 a week as a lookout, how most weeks can he feed a boar upon a single week's income?

10). Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe twenty seconds to load his magnum, how distant away will Billy be when he gets whacked?

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